“Here we are at Seaworld, HINATA-KUN,” he said so thoughtfully, so empathetically. Hinata was mad. His breasts were sore because he was ragging it hardcore. Komaeda was very excited to be at Seaworld. He jumped up and down and clapped at every fish tank and screamed and laughed on every ride.
“Boy, does KOMAEDA-CHAN love the Disneyworld of fish.” Hinata was DISGUSTED. He hates fish.
Komaeda turned to him, making little gill movements with his hands on his jaw and said, “What’s wrong, HINATA-KUN?” And Hinata said “You inconsiderate, microwaved piece of soap. You know I hate fish more than I hate myself, even. Please, let’s go.”
Komaeda got sad. He said, “But HINATA-KUN, I won free tickets to Seaworld and knew I should take you! It was just bound for us. It was a couple’s ticket, anyway. We’re on a date, HINATA-KUN! Besides, look! The fish love you.”
HINATA-KUN turned to see all the fish in the tanks gathered, looking at him. He felt his ahoge twitch. “No, no… This… This is impossible… this can’t be… this… IS THE WRONG ANIME 何これ WHY IS THIS HAPPENING どうして I’M NOT A ♥♥♥♥ING FISH, DON’T TOUCH ME!!!!” He pulled his pants up and ran screaming, using his fins as air paddles to propel himself forward. Komaeda laughed and chased after him with arms wide open. It was a peaceful day.